This blog has BDE (bisexual disaster energy)

I reblog good things and post things that are occasionally good but I guess you'll be the judge of that

In a world with kool aid, why would anyone drink soda pop


#Screaming into the void #Anti Soda Sentiments

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Just had a conversation with a legendary cryptid, Kalamazoo herself,


#Screaming into the void #shitpost #she says hi

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Me with a cold: God, just kill me...

God: I'm trying, be patient.


#Screaming into the void #Shitpost

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coffee

You ever see something so terrible you ascend to a higher plane of reality just to metaphysically beat the shit out of the concept of cognative thought


thelldev

I didn't realise any of my selfies were public, sorry


blingsect

Would those be...

Thellfies?


thelldev



blingsect


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chaosgay



katiebirdie

i see your claim and raise you this: once when i was younger i didnt brush my hair for so long a third of it turned into a giant knot and i cut it off, all in secret

 

this happened twice


lime

notmal prople dont do this?


babushka

im iucky if i brush it once a day


coffee

Me with curly hair lookin at yall like đź‘€


disasterbisexual

I cut off all my hair so I didn't have to brush it


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cosmicaces

if you're a teenager you have chronic dumbass disease


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lime

yes hello im an adult acording to the law of the land but not according to the law of physics can someone help


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babushka
disasterbisexual asked:

Can you tell me about Food Fantasy because I never heard of it before you but it sounds cool

*inhales*

ok so. it's a mobile game

key points:

your job as a protagonist is to battle the evil and cook food with the help of Food Souls

- Food Souls are characters based on food and named as such

- You can also date them

pros:

- Food Souls have dramatic backstories some history between each other which results in tons of angst and shipping material for all kinds of ships

- self-inserts also because you can marry anyone you want and you play as yourself and your role is valid

- have a canonical trans character but poorly executed sadly

- the plot thickens constantly and the lore is bigger than my home galaxy so like go wild or whatever, im kinda overwhelmed by it

- cool events with new stories all the time

cons:

- game will try to make you spend money by being unfair to you

-doing the same thing over and over to reach the result can seem slow and irritating

- fanservice design of characters inlcuding really young female ones, but at least they're not focused on that much. Also... Anatomy May Vary

- as i said, trans character is represented kind of Not Ideally

- sometimes lore just doesn't add up but it can be translation errors

- i would say too many characters but idk


babushka

I would also say the way that they handle the skintones of characters is questionable at least

But fanart is the cool thing where People fix this, draw more respectful/realistic outfits, etc. 


disasterbisexual

Okay, I'm gonna check it out then, it sounds fun!


#I need more games to obsess over besides ToS

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"I'm like that pizza, hot and ready."

"You mean cheap and greasy, right?"

-actual conversation I just heard


#Screaming into the void #Shitpost

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katiebirdie


all of us KalamacryptidsTM upon realizing we live nearby/in kalamazoo


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pansexual

Kalamazoo theory. 

All waterfall cryptids from kzoo have met each other before. 


fender

I have classes at Western every Tuesday and Thursday so I’m there on the reg đź‘Ś


pansexual

Oh dam I go to the community college so close!


disasterbisexual

We need a code like Tumblr has


katiebirdie

"hey i love your socks, real spooky"

"thanks i stole em from a cryptid"


disasterbisexual

#I know this is a horrid option don't @ me

What do you mean that's perfect


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pansexual

Kalamazoo theory. 

All waterfall cryptids from kzoo have met each other before. 


fender

I have classes at Western every Tuesday and Thursday so I’m there on the reg đź‘Ś


pansexual

Oh dam I go to the community college so close!


disasterbisexual

We need a code like Tumblr has


#I'm going to kvcc next year so like... #it's so weird to think we could meet without knowing it

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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


katiebirdie

i lived in kalamazoo for a good chunk of my childhood

does that make me a cryptid?


disasterbisexual

Wait, that's a good question, but I don't know


fender

i live like 30 min. from kalamazoo am i a cryptid by proxy?


katiebirdie

ya know what? as a person from kalamazoo i am officially declaring that every one who has lived there/around there is a genuine CryptidTM

Congrats, you're all cryptids now!


#This means everyone I know irl is a genuine Cryptid™ #wow

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thelldev

One of the things I was originally planning to do was to have posts have a note to say if they were edited or not, similar to the [deleted] thing that shows reblogs have been deleted. 

But I'm kind of wondering if that's a good idea or not - on the one hand, I'm big on accountability (i.e. owning up to previous mistakes) but we also live in a world where people will go through everything you've ever said over the past 30 years, find the one thing you've said that might be slightly offensive and completely rip it out of context to destroy you as a human being so I'm wondering whether that implementation is ACTUALLY a good idea until we move as a society past that


babushka

I think if people think their edit is worth mentioning they'll just write "edited" in the edit itself. I, personally, don't want the whole world to judge my grammar and slipping fingers


disasterbisexual

I agree, especially since I will post things then immediately edit the tags (and sometimes typos)


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My brother was held back in Elementary school so when we switched schools we were in the same grade, and people were always asking if we were twins. It later occured to me that it would have been cooler if we had lied and pretended to be, but at the time he used to get into fights and eat random flowers so I didn't want to be too closely associated with him


#Screaming into the void #Tall Bro #this was in 3rd grade tho he doesn't eat random flowers anymore #just specific ones

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lime

im an adult

im lactose intollerant

im eating ice cream for breakfast


katiebirdie

im eating ice cream for breakfast too so at least you're not alone


lime

we are connected in our disaster energies


#You're doing better than me #I don't even eat breakfast

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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


katiebirdie

i lived in kalamazoo for a good chunk of my childhood

does that make me a cryptid?


disasterbisexual

Wait, that's a good question, but I don't know


#I mean I live in Kalamazoo #am I a cryptid?

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disasterbisexual
2 weeks ago

My English teacher has us do vocabulary and he puts the words in sentences but they aren't in the proper context and it just feels off


#Screaming into the void #it's worse when he uses them in his speech #like no stop that doesn't sound right

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disasterbisexual

Kalamazoo isn't real


fender

ur absolutely right i go there every Tuesday and Thursday and all that happens is i disappear for a few hours then wake up at home


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disasterbisexual
2 weeks ago

Kalamazoo isn't real


#prove me wrong #shitpost

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