This blog has BDE (bisexual disaster energy)

I reblog good things and post things that are occasionally good but I guess you'll be the judge of that



nazgul

Sauron makes the same "eye see you" pun to everyone he talks to and honestly that's relatable as heck


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coffee

Meet me behind your local gas station for a shared two liter and encouragement on your lifes journey


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fender

i never want to draw more than when im supposed to be doing homework


#this but with sleep

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If my house got a break from ANXIETY and HEALTH ISSUES for a single week, we could probably take over the world, but no...


#Screaming into the void #having money might help too

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disasterbisexual

How was poetry even invented before websites that give you lists of words to rhyme with 


fender

[old man shakespeare voice] back in my day we just made up words and said they rhymed and no one could prove otherwise


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ragingpansexual


If there is one thing I love to do after an intense work out 

It’s suckling at that gator teet 


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I accidentally said "I have defeated this book" instead of "I read this book" and honestly that's how it feels sometimes


#Screaming into the void #Shitpost

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I just watched a movie and the biggest plot twist was at the end when the protagonist wanted to make cookies and didn't know how to crack an egg. She needed her mom to tell her how hard to do it. How do you live your life without making breakfast at least once?


#Screaming into the void #I am a joy to watch movies with #I don't think "teens don't have even basic cooking skills" was what they were trying to say with that but...

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How was poetry even invented before websites that give you lists of words to rhyme with 


#Screaming into the void #Important Questions

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cosmicaces

raccoons.......


cosmicaces

what are their secrets.............


princeofdoom

If they told you, they wouldn't be secrets now would they?


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People don't seem to like it when I say true love is fake, but it's true. Life isn't a disney movie if you want a good relationship you have to build that up yourself


#Screaming into the void #I mean I've never been in a serious relationship but I've watched plenty of them fail

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Good News: I have actually drawn something!

Bad News: I can't post it, so you're just gonna have to trust me when I say it's really cool looking


#Screaming into the void #Art #one day I will no longer be confined to mobile and then I will show it

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We're playing D&D and some goblins just showed up. Bad news: we, as a group, rolled 3 ones in a row. Good news: it was a roll for seduction so the only thing injured was our pride,


#Screaming into the void #Shitpost #D&D

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lime

fight me baby one more time


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babushka

i think i deserve some respect for the sole fact i am using waterfall on mobile 24/7


babushka

this means:

i have to click over 9 times on a post to actually hit the reblog button

zero idea about the recent notes

autocorrect works in the worst way possible

no images in text we express our emotions with words and die like men

 

 


disasterbisexual

-accidentally like posts when reblogging them

-have to scroll down all the way to the bottom to see stats


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What words do you use to get a guy to stop trying to convince you to go out with him without being rude? How disinterested do you have to be?


#Screaming into the void #Personal #how many times do I have to say no???

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Someone: why didn't you text me back?

Me: sorry what??? I can't? read??


#Screaming into the void #shitpost

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School spirit? Ah, you mean the spirit of the students which this school broke?


#Screaming into the void #shitpost #school

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All that I have accomplished I have done with the aid of trickery; everyone who thinks I am cool admires only an illusion


#Screaming into the void #shitpost

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lime

its very easy to make a conlange or at least start one and then get cought up researching and forgetting that you need to make the base first and then you can make all the weird syntax and writing systems 


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